Heavy Load

I've always wondered how Link stores all his items in his tunic when it has NO POCKETS. I'm not sure if I forgot anything. Link's holding the iron boots, the hero's bow, the boomerang, bombs, pegasus boots, the hammer, the gust jar, the ball and chain, the shovel, a sail boat, the wind waker, the ocarina of time, the mirror shield, the hylian shield, the big wallet, the goron mask, the dominion rod, the rocs cape, the rocs feather, the spinner, Midna, Ezlo, some guy, the grappling hook, the double clawshot, the hookshot, the longshot, the whip, slingshot seeds, the large quiver, a watch, the magnet, a few small keys and a boss key, the slingshot, the master sword, a cucco, Ocucco, the fire rod, the ice rod, the silver arrow, the bow of light, and he dropped the ,ole mits and a bottle with a fairy in it. Or is that Navi in a bottle? And did he drop it on accident? Hmm... We'll never ever know... Oh, I forgot the different tunics he wears, the lantern/candle, and the power bracelets. Oh well, it still proves the point/joke thingy of the picture thingamabobber.